[Intro]
Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But theres one thing I’d like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)
Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
Everyone but me I’ll step outside
Boycott your office party.
No secret [...]

Coming hard core looking like a gangster bitch
Trying to front like you ain’t rolling filthy rich
Laguna Hills you were born and raised
But you?re claiming South Central is where you spent your days
Coming out hard talking crazy
Knowing in your mind that you really don’t fit
Standing up straight with a ganster lean
Talking ganster slang about what you [...]

I’ve got girls, they’re in my room
The only thing is my room is not here
It’s ten till two, the clock won’t move
Detention hall is better with beer
I can do it all in my room
I can be a rockstar with a bad attitude
I am the king in my room
I can ground my mom and dad if [...]